Well, I've been stalking washing machines for the last week now...I was down to tshirts of random US bands but I finally found a machine free last night. 'Course, it was JUST finished, but who's to care?
Westerners are psychopathically obsessed with "cleanliness". Why not recognize this event as the blessing it is, the opportunity to return to the true human state? Reunite with Mother Earth, Kari. It is the only option.
Maybe you'll get harassed less on the streets when they smell you coming?
ReplyDeleteTell us you've at least rinsed out something in the sink--every couple of days, anyway??
ReplyDeleteOr is it Kommando Kari now??
I'm with Jake--physical assault is probably an unproductive answer to harassment, but burning their eyes out downwind is pretty stealthy.
Kari,
ReplyDeleteI enjoy your friend's comments as much as your writing! They make me laugh. GU looking better now?
Aunt Casey
Well, I've been stalking washing machines for the last week now...I was down to tshirts of random US bands but I finally found a machine free last night. 'Course, it was JUST finished, but who's to care?
ReplyDeleteWesterners are psychopathically obsessed with "cleanliness". Why not recognize this event as the blessing it is, the opportunity to return to the true human state? Reunite with Mother Earth, Kari. It is the only option.
ReplyDeleteI just want to get next to you.
ReplyDeleteRemember?
oh dear, now that is risque! lol
ReplyDeleteMy response is not appropriate for this public forum, my child.
ReplyDeleteumm....
ReplyDelete::sigh:: i didn't mean "cleanliness is godliness" in the billy corgan sense.
ReplyDeleteYou sure you don't want to get closer to God in the Trent Reznor sense? Wink wink.
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