Monday, February 19, 2007

Dear AUC,

Please note that one washing machine per floor is not adequate for the laundry needs of 60+ girls.

Especially when it doesn't work.

Especially when it hasn't worked for two weeks straight now.

Best,
Kari

11 comments:

Jake said...

Maybe you'll get harassed less on the streets when they smell you coming?

Anonymous said...

Tell us you've at least rinsed out something in the sink--every couple of days, anyway??

Or is it Kommando Kari now??

I'm with Jake--physical assault is probably an unproductive answer to harassment, but burning their eyes out downwind is pretty stealthy.

Anonymous said...

Kari,
I enjoy your friend's comments as much as your writing! They make me laugh. GU looking better now?
Aunt Casey

Kari said...

Well, I've been stalking washing machines for the last week now...I was down to tshirts of random US bands but I finally found a machine free last night. 'Course, it was JUST finished, but who's to care?

Anonymous said...

Westerners are psychopathically obsessed with "cleanliness". Why not recognize this event as the blessing it is, the opportunity to return to the true human state? Reunite with Mother Earth, Kari. It is the only option.

Kari said...

I just want to get next to you.

Remember?

Ms. Onnis said...

oh dear, now that is risque! lol

Anonymous said...

My response is not appropriate for this public forum, my child.

Jake said...

umm....

Kari said...

::sigh:: i didn't mean "cleanliness is godliness" in the billy corgan sense.

Anonymous said...

You sure you don't want to get closer to God in the Trent Reznor sense? Wink wink.