Going to Alexandria for three days. I'll finish the story about Siwa when I get back, which will include but not be limited to:

• How we almost died, at least six times
• How we stopped our hearts
• The man who ate fire
• The best meal I've ever had
  
• A pants-off dance-off contest with the Berbers
• Wild dogs and midnight hot springs
• How to sleep in the Sahara

PLUS! Bonus picture album and collection of YouTube videos of our adventures. Get excited.

After that, I will tell you the tale of the Cairo Zoo, in which our heroine holds a lion. Not kidding.

With love,